Today we are going to talk about Tucker Carlson.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade, you know that Tucker Carlson is no longer with Fox News. Fox News finally decided that it was more trouble than it was worth to keep him around, so they cut him back in 2023.
But Tucker Carlson is a huge brand with a huge following. Though his following is probably smaller nowadays, there are still lots of people running around out there who want to hear what Tucker Carlson has to say, so you had to figure that he would not be going away anytime soon.
So what has Tucker Carlson been up to lately? He’s been gallivanting all around Russia (Moscow, more precisely). He recently did a supposed interview with Vladimir Putin that basically amounted to two hours (and change) of him fawning all over Putin and being nothing more than mud clinging to Putin’s galoshes. At one point Putin stated, contrary to all history concerning World War II, that Poland was responsible for starting it by not giving up some territory that Hitler had requested, and thereby forcing him to take it by force. Carlson just went with it.
Putin was unimpressed. The whole thing was a good deal for Putin because it allowed him the opportunity to get up on state TV and say something to the effect of “This is the best the West can do? I was expecting and hoping for more of a challenge, and I am certain that I would have been up to it.” But we all know the truth: Putin would never in a million years have done an interview with anyone who was not a fawning fanboy like Tucker Carlson. The real journalists who would have asked the hardball questions that Putin was supposedly craving would never have gotten within a million miles of Putin.
But allowing Putin the opportunity to wipe his ass with him for two hours was not the only thing Tucker Carlson did in Russia. He also went around shooting videos for his social media feed that showed him experiencing various and sundry aspects of everyday Russian life. In one such video he paid a visit to an Aldi grocery store and waxed rhapsodically about the revolutionary (to him) technology that allows one to insert a coin and obtain a shopping cart, then get your coin back when you return the cart. “…So it’s free, but there’s an incentive to return it and not just bring it to your homeless encampment. OK!”, exclaimed Carlson as he got his cart.
Heads up, people: This technology has been around for decades – not just in Russia, but also all over Europe and even here in the US.
Carlson then went on to express amazement at the prices in comparison to US grocery prices and use that as a springboard to lambast inflation here in the US, a routine talking point among conservatives the world over during Biden’s presidency. In Carlson’s words: “If you take people’s standard of living and you tank it through filth, and crime and inflation, and they literally can’t buy the groceries they want. …At that point, maybe it matters less what you say, whether you’re a good person or a bad person, you’re wrecking people’s lives in their country. …And that’s what our leaders have done to us. And coming to a Russian grocery store – the heart of evil, and seeing what things cost and how people live. It will radicalise you against our leaders. That’s how I feel anyway – radicalised. We’re not making any of this up, by the way at all.”
Heads up, people: He is making it up. All of it. Carlson’s musings fail to take into account that grocery prices are a much higher percentage of people’s income in Russia than here in the US, and also that inflation in Russia is worse than it is here in the US.
But the piece de resistance (Why use big fancy French words? Because I can) is this 3 minute clip in which Tucker Carlson takes us on a tour of a Moscow subway station. He gushes effusively about the glories of this subway station, which was built during the reign of Stalin: “So we went into it to take a look, and what we found shocked us. …There’s no graffiti, there’s no filth, no foul smells. There are no bums or drug addicts or rapists or people waiting to push you onto the train tracks and kill you. No, it’s perfectly clean and orderly.” He then goes on to ask a question: “How do you explain that? We’re not even going to guess. That’s not our job. We’re only going to ask the question. And if your response is to shout at us slogans dumber than the slogans that we used to call “Soviet” and mock, that’s not really an answer. How does Russia, a country we’re told is a gas station with nuclear weapons, have a subway station that normal people use to get to work and home every single day, that’s nicer than anything in our country? We’re not gonna speculate. We’re just gonna raise the question and wait for someone in charge to give us an answer. What is the answer?”
This is a common rhetorical trick. The question is the answer, people. By asking the question in the way that he does, Tucker Carlson is giving you his answer. And his answer is this: We could have this subway station too. We could have this whole way of living too, where subway stations are nice and clean and people pass through them every day without having to deal with graffiti, filth, foul smells, bums, drug addicts or rapists waiting to push you onto the train tracks and kill you. We could have all of this if we had a leader like Putin, someone who deports immigrants and puts homeless people in camps and persecutes religious and racial minorities and LGBT people and murders his political opponents (this whole thing dropped right at the same time that Russian dissident Alexi Navalny died in prison) and imprisons anyone who dares to speak out in any way against any of this. It would be worth it to live under a regime that is this fucking cruel to marginalized people, to dissidents, and to people who commit minor crimes, if we could have this subway station or something like it. To have a pure society, stripped of difference, dissidence, distinction, or anything like it.
This is an American, saying to fellow Americans: Russian authoritarianism is much better than anything we have here at home. We envy Russian authoritarianism. You would have never imagined, back in the height of the Cold War, the Reagan era, or even as recently as 2012 when Romney was running for president, that we would ever in a million years come to this. Yet here we are. Eight years of Donald Trump as a major player in our politics, and the consequent envy of authoritarian regimes that our conservative wing has caught during that time, has brought us to the place where Tucker Carlson can say these things to his followers and nobody even bats an eyelash.
Cleanliness, in this context, is code for purity. And with purity comes the demand for purification, achieved by the cruelty that a leader in the mold of Putin would bring. Cruelty directed abundantly and relentlessly against anyone who in any way fails to conform to the norms prescribed by the dominant culture: Black people. LGBT people. Poor people. Immigrants. Indigenous people. The disabled. In short, anyone who is not a wealthy cis-hetero white Christian male or fully submitted to the order of things that places wealthy cis-hetero white Christian males on top of everything.
Christian nationalism wants a pure, white, Christian America, and they will stop at nothing to get it. In the past, Christians and conservatives talked a very good game about working within our democratic system to get out the vote and persuade people to elect their people to leadership. But after eight years of Donald Trump, the gloves are off and we see the whole thing for what it really is: a bald-faced power grab to destroy our democracy and replace it with their vision of a pure, white, Christian America and the unmitigated evil that must and will be perpetrated against all who do not fit that vision. We have seen this with evangelical heavyweights like Rod Dreher and Eric Metaxas fawning all over Victor Orban in recent years. Though Tucker Carlson is not an evangelical (to my knowledge, at least), this is perfectly of a piece with that.
So give thanks for the darkest, filthiest, smelliest, skankiest, sketchiest, most graffiti-covered, rat-infested subway station in your city. Because it is a sign that we live in a society where difference, dissidence, and the existence of marginalized identities is tolerated, to a certain extent at least. It is a sign that we live in a gloriously chaotic and impure society where so many wildly different types of people and points of view are included and represented (to a certain extent, at least) in our social body. It is a sign that we live in a free and democratic society – a society that knows that such things as the Moscow subway station can be had and emphatically rejects the price that must be paid for them. For the time being, at least.