Carl Worline on Signs of an Imminent Rapture

Today I wish to direct your attention to the clearest and most convincing sign that the Rapture is nigh:  Bad biblical interpretation.  Very bad biblical interpretation.

In one excruciatingly long post (I had to scroll down 28 times to get to the end; results in your browser may vary), Carl Worline over at the site Rapture Ready manages to shamelessly weave together all of the latest paranoid conspiracy theories, culture war rhetoric, and questionable Bible interpretation clearly calculated to support his preconceived view that the end of the world is nigh upon us.

The Rapture can’t come soon enough to save us from nutjobs like this.

Read:  New Signs of an Imminent Rapture by Carl Worline at Rapture Ready