What the ?@%!!!*&! Just Happened? A Look Back at 2010

With 2010 safely in the rearview mirror, I figured it would be fun for us to take a look back and see what actually happened this past year.

Does that zipper go all the way up to the top of Justin Bieber's hood? If so, then it would VERY MUCH behoove him to zip it up all the way. (I know. I'm such a hater, aren't I?)

–Haiti suffered a catastrophic earthquake, and American musical artists responded by doing a remake of USA For Africa’s “We Are The World” with Justin Bieber singing Lionel Richie’s part.  EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

–BP spilled some oil in the Gulf of Mexico.

–A census was taken, and it was found that the state of Michigan actually lost a few people.

Remember this guy? Well now he's right back in the old neighborhood.

–Ted Haggard started a new church at his home, then had a huge skinny dipping party at his pool.

This is where Damon Evans got caught with those red female undergarments in his lap.

–UGA athletic director Damon Evans got crunk in the ATL, then got caught with a pair of red panties in his lap.  He is no longer the athletic director at UGA.

Hey Brett, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

–Brett Favre retired from football.  No, really.  I’m not kidding.  Just like the last time he retired.  And the time before that.  And the time before…you get the idea.

–Brett Favre sent naughty pictures of himself to a sideline reporter for the New York Jets.  She then gave him her new cell phone number, with instructions to pass it on to Rex Ryan.

–Ben Roethlisberger got crunk in Milledgeville, GA, and Zach Mettenberger got crunk in Remerton, GA.  I did not know where either of those places are, let alone that it was possible to do anything to get yourself in trouble in either place.  I wonder what it would be like to get Damon Evans and these two together for a wild night of carousing?  Who would be the wing man?

–Michael Vick said he wants a dog.  No, seriously.  Not sure I’m ready to think about this just yet.  Can we start off by letting him have a copy of that painting with the poker-playing dogs and see how that goes?