Revenge of the Peanut Butter Moron

Seems there was a little excitement at last week’s Georgia-Tennessee basketball game.  Apparently some kid got the bright idea to cover himself with–get this–peanut butter.  Why?  you may ask.  Maybe he needed something to snack on during the game?  Maybe he was pledging a fraternity?  Or maybe he was just a moron?  Well, the answer quickly became apparent as the game ended and he came rushing out onto the court.  The security guards just let him go; it wasn’t worth it to them to get all gooey and icky trying to restrain him.  You can read all about what happened here, courtesy of the good people over at

Apparently somebody out there has WAY too much time on their hands.