–Is it women’s gymnastics season yet?????
–The last time Georgia lost to Kentucky in Athens was in 1977, the same year that Gary Gilmore was executed by firing squad in Utah. I would love to see Willie Martinez executed by firing squad for his defense’s performance (or lack thereof). I would love to see a bunch [...]
Archive for the ‘The Monday Melange’ Category
The Monday Melange 11.23.09: Tryptophen, Gary Gilmore, and Paul Johnson
Posted in The Monday Melange on November 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Monday Melange 11.16.09: Mack Brown, Bacarri Rambo, Lane Kiffin
Posted in The Monday Melange on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–Mack Brown once told a story while speaking at a civic luncheon. When he first started at North Carolina, the outgoing coach gave him three envelopes numbered 1-3, and instructed him to open them one at a time, in order, whenever he got in trouble, and do whatever the contents of the envelope instructed him [...]
The Monday Melange 11.09.09 (HOMECOMING EDITION): Man Talk and Manu Ginobili
Posted in The Monday Melange on November 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–I got your homecoming pics right here, baby. If you want to see the full monty, you need to check out my Facebook page. But for the benefit of those of you who are not interconnected with me via Facebook, here is a small sampling:
For those of you who are wondering what it actually looks [...]
The Monday Melange 11.02.09: Wal-Mart and Leann Rimes
Posted in The Monday Melange on November 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–You’ll never guess what they’re selling at Wal-Mart now. Take a gander at this, people. No, seriously.
–We love to imagine how big and important we are, and what momentous consequences our actions have upon the world around us. Especially if you hear the global warming advocates talk. But consider this: If you were to build [...]
The Monday Melange 10.26.09: Mountain Oysters, Anglicans, Ron Zook, and Halloween
Posted in The Monday Melange on October 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–Okay, so CNN got completely and totally punked by a 6-year-old kid and a balloon. Imagine that. Those of you who have 6-year-old kids: Imagine the possibilities.
–Clemson beat Miami this week. I’m happy for this guy, and I hope he’s happy too.
–I see that Lake Lure, North Carolina is having an oyster roast in a [...]
The Monday Melange 10.19.09: Ozzy Osbourne, Ardi, Cow Tongue, and Cowbell
Posted in The Monday Melange on October 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–So I hear that a Nebraska meat packer just recalled 33,000 pounds of cow tongue. Didn’t know that many people liked cow tongue.
–Before Furman’s football team was called the Paladins, they were called the Christian Knights. The Furman University Christian Knights. Anybody else see the problem here?
–Ozzy Osbourne on Michael Jackson: “Look at Michael Jackson: [...]
The Monday Melange 10.12.09: Antarctica and Evander Holyfield
Posted in The Monday Melange on October 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–I was a little late to church this week. I stepped in something very icky on my way out the door, and had to stop to clean it up. Upon closer examination, I found that it was actually the remains of Georgia’s football program.
–We just lost to Lane Kiffin.
–According to Weather Underground, the high today [...]
The Monday Melange 10.05.09: Bangladesh Farmers and Young-Earth Creationism
Posted in The Monday Melange on October 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–Turn off your cell phones when you are at the theater, people. Or else this is what will happen to you. Now do you really want that?
–A Bangladesh farmer was honored for killing 83,000 rats on his farm. Think he could come and teach Willie Martinez a thing or two about keeping unwanted intruders out [...]
The Monday Melange 09.28.09: Mean Canadians, Lane Kiffin, and Ray Comfort’s Banana
Posted in The Monday Melange on September 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
–Come on, people. You didn’t really think Ole Miss was a Top 5 team, did you?
–Props for stating the obvious go to the Beatles for this line from “Come Together”: “He’s got feet down below his knees”.
–Canada is hosting the Winter Olympics this coming February. And it seems the Canadians are getting tough about it. [...]
The Monday Melange 09.21.09: Swine Flu and Worship
Posted in The Monday Melange on September 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
UPDATE: AJC sports columnist Mark Bradley says it’s time for Willie Martinez to go. So does Jeff Schultz.
–Quit complaining about the rain, people. We’ve been needing it. Badly.
–Apparently Lane Kiffin’s boys found a way to not completely and totally embarrass themselves in the Swamp like everybody was afraid they would. It may actually not be [...]
